― Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters
every fandom has put its characters in hogwarts houses at some point it’s just a straight up fact
it’s because we’re all part of the harry potter fandom
even after all this time?
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
on the contrary: if he is shocked by your nakedness it could put him off balance enough for you to start yodeling and really freak him the fuck out before you knee him in the balls with your bare leg and run to call 911
There are two kinds of people.
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between